oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

ooh these are fun ones PLEASE SEND ME A NUMBER
  • 1. What is your middle name?
  • 2. Are you wearing makeup?
  • 3. What colour is your toothbrush?
  • 4. Approximately how many posters are hung up in your room?
  • 5. What does your hair product smell like?
  • 6. Where would rather be right now?
  • 7. What is the temperature outside?
  • 8. Have you ever dyed your hair? If so what colour?
  • 9. What is the funniest word you know?
  • 10. Name your favourite band starting with the letter 'M'
  • 11. What is your favourite pick up line? And has anyone ever used it on you?
  • 12. Describe your first icon using only verbs
  • 13. What is the most expensive thing you have ever bought with your own money?
  • 14. State your favourite letter of the alphabet
  • 15. What is your favourite accent?
  • 16. How did you celebrate the new year?
  • 17. What do you call a brown fizzy drink that usually comes in a can?
  • 18. Do you like fish?
  • 19. What is your most used tag?
  • 20. Would you rather ask someone out or be asked out?
  • 21. What is your favourite Olympic sport to watch?
  • 22. Have you ever dumped anyone?
  • 23. What do you want to be when you grow up?
  • 24. Have you ever been to the United States? If so, where?
  • 25. What instrument have you always wanted to play?
  • 26. Describe your dream partner's eye colour
  • 27. What do you order at diners?
  • 28. Coffee or espressos?
  • 29. What is the most annoying song on the radio at the moment?
  • 30. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
  • 31. What type of music player do you own?
  • 32. Describe your favourite painting
  • 33. What was the best present you have ever received?
  • 34. Spring or Fall? Why?
  • 35. What was the last text you received? Who was it from?
  • 36. Would you ever paint your room pink?
  • 37. What colour is your underwear?
  • 38. Favourite perfume scent?
  • 39. What celebrity do you think needs to drop off a cliff?
  • 40. Do blue eyes turn you on?
  • 41. What meat do you prefer in a sandwich?
  • 42. Would you ever wear a sweater to school?
  • 43. What is the name of your current ringtone?
  • 44. Glasses or contacts?
  • 45. What shoes do you normally wear to school?
  • 46. Where is your nearest television?
  • 47. What is your favourite vegetable?
  • 48. When was the last time you drank milk?
  • 49. What was your lowest grade in school?
  • 50. Are you using Google chrome?

keelah-kawaii:

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality


#this isn’t what i didn’t pay for

Yaasss.

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.